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furnished

Decorating someone's face with semen.

I furnished Jimmy's face last night after plowing his mother.

by I'm leaving October 1, 2015

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furnish

To equip with what is needed, especially to provide furniture for.

To supply; give

"The story of Orpheus has furnished Pope with an illustration" (Thomas Bulfinch).

by sam15 October 16, 2013

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david furnish

The significant other of Elton John.

Sorry, boys, you're too late.... Elton's already got a special hunk of spunk named David Furnish!

by Straitman July 10, 2006

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david furnish

Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.

As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.

by Busted Hyman July 7, 2006

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Fully furnished

When one has completely locked the music and is very comfortable in the space and has entwined with the environment.

Very well i am fully furnished ...

by Town242 May 20, 2021

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