(adj.) a word of exclamation used when describing furniture
Dude, that couch over there is so furnituring comfortable. I could make out on it all day!
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The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).
From the movie Soylent Green:
Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant
Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.
Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.
Det. Thorn: OK.
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the uneducated way to say 'to put furniture in a house'; to furnish.
Dalton was looking for a furniturized house.
When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.
Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.
I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.
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Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.
"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"
"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."
"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."
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another nickname for a man's package
before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room
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