Furry Fisting

Verb

1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.

Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.

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