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futtocks

Disproportionately large and heavy buttocks.

Look at the futtocks on Russell. They make his head look really tiny.

by bernardhodesmond October 17, 2008

112๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


futtocks

1) Any part of the body you are referring to.
2) A lazy or silly person whom you wish to motivate into action
3) A coarse expression of annoyance

1) Get off your futtocks!
2) Shut up ya futtock (best said with a northern accent)
3) 'Oh futtocks!'

by Rosie and Briony May 13, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 68๐Ÿ‘Ž


futtocks

the act of dropping ones balls on someones head

did u see that guy dropped his balls on ellies head..hes a real futtocks

by oww shiiii December 13, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


futtock

fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.

Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.

by Frank Sinatrass August 11, 2007

19๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


futtock

The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.

One of my futtocks has dropped off!

by Crash Raindog January 13, 2004

13๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


futtock

An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.

...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"

by andyrew b July 19, 2006

7๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


futtocking

The act of a baby or infant child making crying type or talking noises for a brief period whilst not being awake.

Eg. Talk quietly, don't go upstairs, he's just futtocking. Pour me another glass of wine

by roydrunner December 21, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž