Fux garnon

Australian slang for "(Good sir, would you be so good as to tell me) what is going on here?".

Also a form of greeting in informal settings.

1.
Fux garnon fellas?
Kev, mate!, we're just cracking out the beer pong, come join us!

2.
Fux garnon Shano!
Yeah g'day Damo, how've ya been cobber?