Fyre festival

Total shit show, a fuck up, a disaster

Hey how was that date?

Lame, total fuck up, a fyre festival

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Fyre festival

An illusion of a luxury music festival on the Bahamian island of Great Exuma.

Also used as a noun to describe the bullshit of our lives.

1)

- Guuuurl, did you see Kendall Jenner’s IG this morning? Did you see that tea that will make you tummy go flat but your butthole go skrrrahh pap pap ka-ka-ka skibiki pap pap?

- Sure did. I’m telling you. That some fyre festival shit right there.

2)
- Yo bro, what should we do about all those lying, cheating, fraudass bitches running the financial industry of this world?

- Idk bro. Send them to fyre festival and let them fight till the death.