GAK DICK

WHEN YOU'VE BEEN ON THE BENDER TRAIN AND EATEN 20 BARNSEYS A GRAM OF DIPPY AND 8 BALL OF RAK FINALLY PICK UP A SMOKIE AFTER CHASING THE DRAGON ALL DAY THEN WHEN IT COMES TO PERFORMING YOUR PENIS DOESN'T CO-OPERATE.

THE OTHER FRIDAY I JUMPED ON THE BENDER TRAIN WAS ON IT ALL WEEKEND CHASING THE DRAGON SPENT MY WHOLE PAY ON GEAR FINALLY PICKED UP A SMOKIE DOWN AT THE SURF CLUB TOOK HER HOME GOT MY PENIS OUT AND SHE LOOKED AT IT AND SAID WHAT IS THAT AND I WAS LIKE ARRRRRRRRH "GAK DICK" BABY

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