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Someone's ability to sense if someone is gay or not when it's not obvious.
Q) What is your gaydar telling you about that waiter.
A) It's pinging loudly hey.
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The gift of being able to sense the homosexual vibe.
Extended form : Gay Radar
He's flaming!--Told you there's no stealthing my Gaydar!
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Gaydar is the ''sixth sense'' that any gay man or lesbian woman has built into their genes that allows them to detect anyone within their immediate area who is also a ''member of the family''. Gaydar is NOT based on whether a gay man is flamboyant or whether a lesbian is masculine. Gaydar is activated and does detect other gays whether they are openly gay or not.
Maria: ''Angelo, I need you to tell me whether or not my new male friend is gay, because these days, one can never really tell.''
Angelo:"Maria, my gaydar has not gone off, so no, he's not gay. Trust me."
Maria:"Thanks Angelo. I knew that you'd tell me if my new crush really liked men more than he wanted to let on."
Angelo:"No biggie. What good is having gaydar if I can't use it to help my best girlfriend?"
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A person's ability to tell if a person is gay/homosexual/flamer etc.
Bob - "Man, I swear that guy's gay."
Jose - "He's gay, my gaydar is really good, and your friend steve is also gay."
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A person's ability to sense the homosexuality in another.
"Seriously. My gaydar goes off when he's near."
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A persons ability to ACCURATELY tell if people around them are actually homosexual. Without asking the suspect or anyone who knows them directly or indirectly.
Person of "happier" inclination walks into a bar in a backwater, where incest is the norm but gays are burned at the post and manages to get laid with a local of the same sex from said bar would be said to have good gaydar and some pretty good moves!
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The ability/skill to detect homosexual tendencies or traits in regular, heterosexual looking people.
Ex. 1
*John walks out of the restroom*
Dave : Hey John, where have you been?
John : Oh, I was in the restroom getting fucked in the ass by Mike.
Dave : What!? You're gay!? Man, my gaydar must be broken.
Ex. 2
Joe : God, I TOTALLY wanna bang that girl
Tony : Yeah...me...too...she's...hot?
Shaun : Man, Tony, you're setting off my gaydar. You probably love big fat cocks.
Tony : Damn it, Shaun, your gaydar is too good. Now unzip your pants and let me suck you dry!
Ex. 3
Darl : Fuck, my back hurts.
Joe : Do you want me to give you a back massage?
Darl : ...do you hear that? That's my gaydar going off. And all signs of 'gay' are pointing towards you.
Joe : Fuck you, man. I just wanted to give you a nice back massage...that's all...then maybe afterwards I can stick my dick up your ass
Darl : Well, that's my cue to leave...so uhh...yeah, I'll see you when you...uhh...turn straight.
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