gazza

Nickname for the funniest football (soccer in imbecile lingo) player ever. A Brit with a heart of gold and sense of humor that will outlive several generations of football fans worldwide.
At birth they named him Paul Gascoigne, but everyone calls him Gazza.

When asked by a nurse what his nationality was before an operation, Gazza replied: "Church Of England."

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The best friend you could possibly have. He has got a kind heart but you don't want to see the other side of him. He is a true friend

Friend:"gazza help"
Gazza:"ok" *punches
Friend: "thanks gazza"
Gazza: "no problem"

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A worthless, soft southern, shandy drinking, lying, cheating fat ugly fucking prick

gazza

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Street name for speed. Derived from another street name for speed; *Gas*.

"Are you getting on the Gazza before you go out tonight?"

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A term used to define when someone is pissed and starts chatting absolute bollocks. Reference to Gazza's stories, a segment regularly seen on football show Soccer AM when Gazza would retell a story and nobody would have a clue what he was saying.

"Fuck me, Gazza's (Tone) on one again..."

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Aimlessly wandering in a nomadic fashion in the belief that no-one notices.

"He's doing a Gazza!"

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Gazza means talking shit.

Yo BK fham mans been talking mad gazza bout you crodie.

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