Gee-off

A most unsavory character, Gee-off's are known for their love of philosophical minutiae, unrivaled sexual promiscuity, and paralyzing fear of palindromes. They are most commonly found in maritime environments babbling incessantly about being some kind of "privateer" or engaged in a ceaseless quest to vanquish the fabled Bull of Heaven (ie. drunk).
They are also known to be a pioneer of the Wooden Indian technique.

I ran into a Gee-off the other day and he stabbed me in the trachea with a serrated spoon!

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