A Lesson where I decided to start making these so I was bored
Geography is a great place to procrastinate
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Geography is the subject chosen by real lads and legitimate wenches who wish to further their knowledge of the world. It is a subject with greater levels of dimension than any other. Geographers are part of a big family who are in the top of the hierarchy as they will name every capital in their home continent and more. The banter between Geographers is unbeatable with such things such as pissing into rain gauges and throwing litter at environmentalists.
Adam: I sure wouldn't mind having a look at her fault line
Ben: Dude, that fault line hasn't been active in years! She seems ready to go any second!
Adam: This geography banter is unending! Thank god I chose to take it.
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A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!
Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?
Average American: Er... No!
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A hellhole of a class that lasts 1 and a half hours. 100% mortality rate.
James: What happened to Timmy?
Philip: Bro he took geography
James: Aww hell nah RIP
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Subject where you "learn" where places are. Usually forgotten by the next class period.
Billy:I learned where France is today in geography.
Bob: Really? Where is it?
Billy:...I don't remember.
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The sissy B.A. member of the geosciences, though not really a science.
"What type of geology are you studying man?....nah bro...geography"
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