German Pride

The tradition of showing the love to our country, except that in Germany, showing any National pride results in you being called a racist Nazi by a "Gutmensch" or multiple "Gutmenschen".

Generally, in Germany, it's disliked to love your country or to be proud of being German.

German Pride is hated in Germany.

German 1: "I have a German flag in my room"
German 2: "OH MY GOD! YOU WANT TO GAS ALL JEWS AND MURDER ALL FOREIGNS!!!"
German 1: "I'm half Italian"
German 2: "OH MY GOD YOU NAZI YOU ARE RETARDED FUCK YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
German 1: "If you want you can go fuck yourself because you seem to lack a sex life."
German 2: *faints*

Situation 2:

Foreigner: "I'm proud to be from my country!"
German: "I'm not allowed to be proud, have pride, love my nationality or country. Gutmenschen have conquered our country and we are restricted. We are told that proudness equals National Socialism. Excuse me while I vote for a political party which supports Anti-German behavior. We have no German Pride."
Foreigner 2, listening from afar: "That sounds like an easy to conquer country."

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