any violent woman who attacks the genitalia of unsuspecting men in order to amuse themselves or others
1st guy: Dude, Jorese jus nailed me in the nuts!
2nd guy: what a freekin girk!
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a girk is a nerd who has risen through the ranks of the nerds to become a head nerd or a super nerd. this means that a nerd who is considered by nerds to be a nerd is a girk
Nerd 1: Man Nerd 2 is such a girk
Nerd 3: yeh he got 3 extra credit points for knowing the answer to a question they do at university let alone in yr 9
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One who rests her head on peoples chests, feels their heartbeats, and then chops off their dicks
This girl from LA was a very good girk
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A mispelling for "girl" commonly made in instant messaging programs such as MSN. Can be used to refer to other females or males with feminine qualities.
"Has anyone seen Matty girk?"
"I finally met up with all you girks!"
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To masterbate in a public place such as your friends house, in your school or at the worst place your girl friends house.
dude, he totally girked it in your bathroom!
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The sound a grrl makes when she chokes on a dick.
"dood, i went so deep she girked"
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a big fat hairy pussy that talks and queefs.
Sam is going to shove his dick up you're velvety girk.
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