Glen Innes

1. A small town in rural Australia known for its large population of geriatrics and pregnant teenagers.
2. A very, very cold hole.
3. A small, isolated, area in NSW where men where skirts and the women have beards.
4. Death's waiting room.

GUY: hey, we're about to pass through Glen Innes, should we lock the car doors?

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Guy1: Hey, want to visit Glen Innes for the Beardies festival??

Guy2: I'd rather eat dirt and die.

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GLEN INNES (G.I)

Glen Innes (Also Knowing As) G.I. Is a suburb in East Auckland where legends were made and hero's were found.

Live In Die In G.I as we all say

Live In Die In GI
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GLEN INNES (G.I)

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Glen Innes public

The home of up coming Eshay drug dealers your mum jokes Hanball and basketball right next to the goody two shoes catholic school Saint joseph’s oh yeah lots of kids with i’m not mono browse

Student one: hey bro you wanna fucking play Hamble

Student two: no fuck you i fucked your mum

Gips a place with girls with mono brows

Glen Innes public school

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Glen Innes High School

A shithole of a school. Filled with eshay dickheads, durrie smokers a crackhead. An absolute shitshow. If you come here, you're a moron or an eshay cunt nugget.

Random Student #1: "Do you go to Glen Innes High School?"
Random Student #2: "I'd much rather commit seppuku and eat out a penguin's ass."