Goated

Goated is another way of saying someone's a G.O.A.T, which means Greatest Of All Time.

Person 1: dude, you're goated
person 2: thanks bro

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Goated

The act of being a G.O.A.T, meaning Greatest Of All Time.

Richard: Gey dude did you see me sink that shot?
Pete: Yea bro, your goated.

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Goated

Being very good or insane at something

Bro, that guy is goated out of his mind!

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Goated

The act of being hit by a goat. It is only truly goated if the act inflicts pain and causes bleeding on the one being struck by the goat. If one is hit but no pain is suffered or blood, then it is simply being "hit by a goat".

Did you see that?!? Steven just got goated when he walked through the park in his underpants!

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Goated

When a male accidentally bares his banana and nuts or "goat" to unsuspecting passerbys.

So after I got out of the shower, I decided to walk through my living room butt naked to turn on my stereo not realizing that I left the blinds to my sliding glass door open. As I passed by the door, there was a family standing right outside of it. Much to their horror, they totally got goated.

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Goated

Banged by a Goat, or penetrated a Goat usually with one's head

Cory just goated that goat!

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Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

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