GOD SAYS NO!

1. When something is given, and then immediately taken away.

2) When playing call of duty and immediately destroying any air support the other team gets.

1) I was walking home, and I found this winning lottery ticket, but when I went to cash it, turns out the thing was expired. Like "God says NO!"

2) Gamer 1: "Hey guys I just got all my killstreaks, here's a UAV, Harrier, and Support Chopper."

Other team shoots down all of them.
Gamer 2: "God says no, Bitch"

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say god knows

to swear on god that you did something that someone would never think you'd do/happen

boy: i ate her out
girl: SAY GOD KNOWS

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If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion

A great catchphrase to say to your victims!

Victim "StOp YoUr HuRtInG mE!"

Hym "If God didn't say it then it's just a sweet suggestion! And he didn't say it did he? Are you God? So... No... Good suggestion though. But you're not God so I don't have to listen to you."