God first

The infamous words used in every instagram bio by women who have baby daddies like an artist has paint brushes. Alternatives include "Only God can judge me". Don’t be surprised if you also see this fuckshit of a term as a tattoo as well, which is good, as it can be used as a visual aid to GTFO once you see it.

Jim: "Meisha's hot, should I ask her out?"

Tom: "Oh hell no bro, she has “God first” in her bio. You know what means - god is never first, and condoms are never a thing.”

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