the finest, most delicious looking, attention craving man weβve ever set our eyes on. nd we all should be very grateful that weβve gotten this present that MAPPA gave us.
WOAH theres that one guy you were talking about a couple days ago⦠Gojo Satoru was it?
me: *runs*
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the strongest. thats it, thats the definition
Gojo Satoru? Oh, you mean the strongest twink in jjk? Yeah
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Gojo Satoru is the strongest sorcerer in Jujitsu Kaisan. He is also the hottest guy I've ever fucking seen. This man could stomp on me and I would thank him. This man is also the biggest man whore you'll ever meet, and most definitely the kinkiest.
Friend: Yo, I really like this guy. Hes really hot too.
You: Is he hotter than Gojo Satoru tho?
Friend: ...
You: Ya that's what I thought.
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1. Hottest character from jujutsu kaisen
2.Has the biggest monster c0ck in universe
3. Reason why female weebs are so horny
4. My husband
OMG!!!! GOJO SATORU IS SO HOT I WANT TO BLOW HIM!!!!!!!!!!!HDJHDGFWHDGFJRHBJREHF
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βhe's a greenflag trust me (if you believe in those dumb hdc on tumblr then u're stupid.)
βhe's rich(he'll spoil you)
-his love language is physical touch and spoiling you with love.
-i love you
βhe misses his bestfriend
Gojo Satoru is the strongest jujutsu sorcerer. He cares for his students (but gives them too much missions *poor kids*), he's an annoying friend tho but the best. You have no chance bcs he will reject your love, not because he doesn't like you (nah he doesn't like you) but because he doesn't want anything happen to you.
A 2D man for whom all girls, even boys (literally EVERYONE) are ready to do anything.
A papacito with big-dick energy.
Has a thicc third leg.
Super funny.
He has the capacity to last for days (not in a fight, cuz he'll end it in seconds).
Me: Gojo Satoru makes me want to set myself on fire!
My friend: No cap. He can hex this hole anytime.
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anime character from jujutsu kaisen with the biggest, most juiciest, luscious, substantial 20km monster cock
Friend: Hey do you know who Gojo Satoru is?
Me: Yes I want to peg him with his own jumbo cock
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