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The Golden Pussy is a mythological artifact that some modern women are rumored to possess. To the bearer it grants the power to capture the souls of men despite all other outward features. Most often these items are grated to women who are physically and/or personally grotesque.
Men have been known to turn their back on all other personal comforts after mingling with this powerful object. Friends family and personal wealth become secondary. Affection from the host of the artifact become the one driving force in a man's life.
"Did you see that nasty looking girl with Larry?" "She must have a golden pussy"
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The golden pussy is a women's vagina that is valuable and is not easily attained. She is beautiful inside and out, values herself and therefore men need to work for it. Possibly after the 10th date she will give it up if a man makes it to that many.
A lot of men are after her golden pussy, but few will get it.
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A modern stereotype granted to women who may hold onto a more classic approach of courtship and the expectations of their suiters acting like gentlemen. Many men with strong ego and who are used to sexual liberated quick dating scenes may mistake those values of these women as an attitude. The naming "golden vagina" itself suggests a strong male perspective objectifying women and a Male Chauvinism mentality twist of those men. Most often, these men equalize winning a women as getting laid with a woman.
"So how was your date?"
"Well I asked this girl out and she asked if I mind picking her up."
"What did you say?"
"No way, this bitch is with such golden pussy attitude. I just told her that we are going to meet at the MacDonald's and we go dutch."
"......"
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A term used to describe a particular and rare vagina that feels so incredible and extraordinarly amazing that no man could ever hold back an orgasm. The difference is a golden pussy internally ripples around the penis and a combination of hot, wet pressure, texture, and waves radiating from this magic golden pussy force male ejaculation, even from whiskey dick, almost immediately, where as an ordinary vagina (pussy) does not.
I cant hold back with her! She has a golden pussy that makes me cum on demand every time!!! I've been with tons of women, but that golden pussy is one in a million!
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When a woman thinks she is worth more than gold based on her looks or the mere fact that she has a vagina and therefore men should worship her and or spend money on her.
1. "That KylieJordan must have golden pussy syndrome to think men will pay to be around her!"
2. "So this bitch at the bar TOLD me to buy her a drink, me thinks she's got a bad case of golden pussy syndrome."
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A sickness suffered by stuck up pretentious women usually found in Toronto bars, who are only interested in the mansize of a guys wallet and material goods.
"Yo man, that biatch has golden pussy syndrome, she been tearin up the town with all my coin.
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The unpleasant condition identical to golden pussy syndrome (GPS), wherein a woman believes that she is superior to everyone else simply because she looks good. However, unlike actual GPS, the afflicted individual is not actually attractive at all.
Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome usually occurs in areas where otherwise unattractive females appear to be more attractive by comparison, and/or there simply is a small number of women in the area. Examples of such areas include service academies (to include the US Air Force Academy, the US Naval Academy, and especially West Point), and the entire state of New Jersey.
Cadet Bill: "Holy hell. Riley is acting like such a bitch. I don't understand."
Cadet Bob: "I know. She is always acting like she's hotter than everyone in the state... but she is ugly as fuck."
Cadet Bill: "Well she would be hotter if we were in New Jersey."
Cadet Bob: "But we're not."
Cadet Bill: "True. Classic case of Fool's Golden Pussy Syndrome."
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