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Exactly what you think it is. When His holy cock descends from the clouds, parting them as if they were repelled by a giant electromagnetic field, to plummet into your anus at breakneck speed, shattering your pelvis. Your entire being has been penetrated and is being raped by the holiest of erections.
Also occasionally used as a metaphor when a situation is so fucked up, only God could have done this to you. When every single thing in your life is going catastrophically wrong.
Dave has 3 exams this week. Three hobos stole his laptop fucked it in his car and totaled it and then raped them when he tried to get it back. Then the police arrested him for being a fag.
Dave says, "Jesus fucking fuck my sweet ass. Fuck this fuck everything fuck my fucking urethra everything fucking sucks this is fucking godfucked."
John says, "Blessed be the holy cock of the Lord. May His cock bring you new life. Also yeah your're pretty fucked right now."
Feeling so awfully sick to ones stomach, it could only be the result of God hating you. Usually associated with flu like symptoms.
Can also be associated with any day that has gone so badly you feel as if it's the wrath of God. Like being arrested, or having to tell the family you got fired.
Dude 1: Oh hells, I almost shit my self just now, and my stomach hurts so bad, I think God is punishing me.
Dude2: man, it sounds like you are Godfucked.
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v. an act of victimization so tragic and unexplainable that it could only have been executed by God Himself.
Holy Shit! That hurricane really godfucked New Orleans!
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1. A portmanteau of goddamn and motherfucking. Makes for a really offensive swear than either one alone.
2. George W. Bush, Osama Bin Laden, Jerry Falwell, and Pat Robertson's favorite hobby; See godfucker.
1. What's with all these godfucking cusses, anyway?
2. It's hard to be a good, religious person when the world's religions are being run by a bunch of godfuckers.
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1. Slur for someone who uses the laws of "God" to prove they are "right"
2. Someone who always attributes everything to their "God"
3. Someone who calls on the name of "God" only when they have fucked up or if they need something
<example 1>
Vampycore: so, wanna go out sometime?
xChicka09x: No, it's against my religion
Vampycore: What a godfucker -.-
<example 2>
Random T.V. Person: I would like to thank Jesus Christ for my award
Me: What a godfucker...
<example 3>
Random Person: Goddamn, I am out of money and teh rent ish due tomorrow...
Dear God....
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a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.
godfuck, i left my paper at home.
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interjection-
an exclamation used when suddenly upset or disappointed; it usually comes out naturally and without premeditation;often it may be said by mistake
sitting duck's egg manatee ostenagious
"Godfuck, Danny! Don't put the hot dish on my finished wood dinner table; please use a hot pad!"
"I was going to say 'God,' but that just wasn't forceful enough."
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