A disease that turns your pee into green because you forgot your friends when you had a girlfriend.
"Did you see the piss?"
"What about it?"
"It's green!"
"Oh my, it's green pee syndrome."
24 hours after sexual intercourse with the Incredible Hulk urination may appear green.
Natasha: why my pee pee green?
Bruce Banner: it seems like you fucked the hulk instead of me.
According to google you are a absolute legend and have brain cancer