watching grass grow

The most fucking boring thing to do know to man

Counting stars would be a better way to waste your time

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What makes the grass grow?

A line in the 1985 screen play, Full Metal Jacket, written by Stanley Kubrick.

Gunnery Sergeant Gerheim asks, "What do
we do for a living, ladies!" and the platoon
replies, "KILL! KILL! KILL!"

He then asks, "What makes the grass grow?"
and they reply "BLOOD! BLOOD! BLOOD!"

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What makes the grass grow?

Chant used during bayonet drills for many army's, including the British.

What makes the grass grow?
Blood, blood, blood!
Who's Blood?
The Enemies!
Who's Enemie?
The Queens Enemies

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get it before the grass grows

When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!

Bitch please, get it before the grass grows

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grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

a famous line said by the legendary scout of tf2 in his own meet the video

grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, i hurt people

growing grass

typically used in asian culture where the letter ‘w’ is used to express laughter (somewhat like lmao/lol) when used a lot (wwwwwww) the ‘w’ together look like grass. So if one were to post something funny, one could say that said post would ‘grow grass’

HAHA THAT POST IS SO FUNNY ITS GROWING GRASS