grunt grunt

A secret code word for "Check your E-Mail"

Person A: hey send me that picture

Person B: ok.... grunt grunt

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grunt, grunt, squeeze

Term used by authoritarians like football coaches or military drill instructors to get you to stop camping out on the shitter.

This ain't no vacation spot! Grunt, grunt, squeeze and get back on the field!

Grunt, grunt, squeeze, privates! And you need to be wiping while you're walking! Left, wipe, left, wipe, left!