A term used by the Youtuber FGTEEV Duddy. Being called a gurkey turkey is the equivalent to being called a scaredy cat.
"Oh, you're such a gurkey turkey!"
"What can I say? I'm kind of a gurkey turkey."
A fricking stooped term used by FGTEEV Duddy that literally replaces the t in Turkey with a g. It makes no sense and is annoying to hear repeated on a "video" that is more of an advertisement.
Duddy, "Oh MUh Gah- GURKEETY GURKEY GURKEY
His child, "HAHAHAHLOLOLOLOXDHARHHAH"
DUDDY, *Silence for once* "GURKEY"
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A Gurkey Turkey is a sexual act, which involves shoving a raw turkey leg up someone's unwipped ass
James: Man I forgot to wipe
Tom: We can do a Gurkey Turkey!
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a term accustomed by Duddy from FGTeeV that means "scaredy cat"
It came from the abbreviation, "Gurkey" which on it's own also means "scaredy cat". It involved the implementation of "Turkey" from the simile "running fast like a turkey"
Granny hit you with a bat (that's Gurkey)
Neighbour hit you with a trap (that's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if you're math ain't workin'
When you hear that clap run fast like a turkey
I'm a Gurkey Turkey