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Gacksmith

A Gacksmith is a person who is skilled at removing the cap from a beer bottle by using an item other than a bottle opener. Lighters, pens, sheets of paper folded many times and rocks are just a few of the tools commonly used by a skilled Gacksmith. An item used successfully by a Gacksmith is known as a Gack.

"What's the Problem?"
"I can't open this beer. It's not a twist off."
"Looks like you need a Gacksmith. I know a guy. He can use a dead mosquito as a Gack. The guy's a genius."

by woodfella February 15, 2009

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