Gainesville defibrillator

A technique used by the indigenous peoples of central Florida, especially the Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.

After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon jerky and masturbating to Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.

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