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The calculated risk of either an epic fart or shitting your pants.
Charlie: That was the best Enchilada of my life.
Nicole: Brace yourself, gamble farts are coming.
-verb: to venture a game on the chance of an unintendid defecation when passing gas.
I tried to gamble on a fart and lost, i.e. I meant to fart and accidentally pooped in my pants.
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the risky decision to fart when there is a small chance the fart may turn into something more.
Shane took a real fart gamble when he passed gas at work the other day. The outcome couldn't of turned out any worse as the fart turned into fart lava.
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When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.
If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.
I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.
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When you need to fart really really bad but, you are genuinely afraid you are gonna shit yourself. It is a risky roll of the dice.
I fart gambled with my boss in the elevator yesterday.