Gambler's Fellatio

A Monopoly enthusiast's idea of their chances of getting a blowjob. Always wildly inaccurate - they have none.

Guy 1 - I'll trade you New York Avenue for Baltic Avenue.
Guy 2- go screw.
Guy 1 - I think that girl is giving me the blowjob face.
Guy 2 - I think you are succumbing to the Gambler's Fellatio.