Game Journalist

Someone who has never played an actual video game before and calls anything too engaging "the new Dark Souls"; Another way of telling someone "You fucking suck at video games."

See also - filthy casual

Wait, you couldn't get past the tutorial level? What are you, a Game Journalist?

Games Journalist

A high on soy dude that is already a joke within journalism, but his masochist self just wants more paddles to his arse.

"the games journalist gave his wife a rose when she came home after having sex with Raul."

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Game Journalist Aim

When someone's aiming quality in a game extremely poor, poking fun at Game Journalists for their poor quality at games.

Person A: "Damn I can't shoot this zombie!"
Person B: "Wow bro you have Game Journalist Aim!"