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The elixir of life. Once one takes a sip of this holy concoction, they may not be able to live without an adequate amount of gamer girl pee to sustain them.
Friend 1: Have you tried gamer girl pee?
Friend 2: No. That sounds weird.
Friend 1: It may sound weird, but it is by the holy sustenance of gamer girl pee that I live and die.
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Way better than any energy drink ever created. A rare drink harvested from the rare breed of female.
Arnold: Dude can you go to the store and get me a gatorade for this basket ball game? Ill pay you back
Me: here drink this gamer girl pee it's way better
Arnold: *wins the whole fucking basket ball game alone after drinking it*
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The ultimate gamer guy fuel. it revives the soul and refreshes the spirit. no man can drink enough. it it rare and to be valued above all other beverages. drink responsibly, as its intoxicating aura and taste can lead to an overwhelming desire to game for weeks on end.
gamer guy 1: hey got any gamer girl pee?
gamer guy 2: yeah i found 8 ounces on ebay for like 170 bucks.
gamer guy 1: ight lemme have some.
gamer guy 2: k here just take a sip.
gamer guy 1: *chugs the whole thing and fucking dies*
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A scarce and sacred resource sought after by the highest level of swag lords to indulge in when competing the the most violent of video games. Gamer Girl Pee raises a swag lords epic level by 999 , this has lead to Gamer Girl Pee being banned in all esport competitions for being "too OP lol".
If you are ever lucky enough to locate a bottle of this sacred substance cherish it as it may be the last bottle in existence and will surely bring you all the mad pussy you desire.
"Damn Dave must drink loads of Gamer Girl Pee, he is such an Epic Swag Lord my fellow gaming comrade.
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A rare substance that can only be manufactured in the urethral caverns of the female gamers body. It can only be consumed by strong willed gamers for a drop of it has the ability to twist your mind and devour your soul. Gamer Girl Pee can only work on Male gamers and has been known to improve gaming skill, erection solidity, and helps you last longer before ejaculating. Prepare to be dripping in mad pus because once you taste Gamer Girl Pee you will ascend and tread the blessed path of chadhood by winning non stop games due to this divine brew.
"I ate my girls pussy out just so that I could suck the Gamer Girl Pee out. With this fine liquid I'll be able to win any game I play. I'll be like Russia using drugs in the Olympics."
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The nectar of gods, it is the only known cure to ALL diseases. After drinking gamer girl pee you are sent into a state of trance that makes you the most epic gamer guy there is.
Although it is the most important substance there is, it is very rare because it is harvested from the endangered species of "Real gamer girls."
Gamer girls may be reluctant to surrender their pee but if you assert you dominance by T-posing she would likely even pee directly into your mouth.
It will likely make you become so epic that you spontaneously combust if you are not an epic gamer on acount of it's sheer omnipotence.
(The only cure the the fatal disease of cooties)
Me: "Bro have you tried gamer girl pee?"
Gamer bro: "Nah, what is it?"
Me: *passes that shit* "See for yourself."
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