Garage Sitters

People who sit in their garage rather than their yard or porch. Typically they sit on lawn chairs, upside down 5 gallon buckets, or coolers and they often separate themselves with a cooler or other quasi-table to set their drinks, ashtrays and cigarettes on. Oftentimes they can be spotted wearing NASCAR apparel, listening to or watching NASCAR, or grilling.

There goes the Smiths sitting in their stupid lawn chairs in their garage drinking beer and smokin cigarettes. Wonder what lameass NASCAR race is on today to pull the garage sitters off the couch. Or maybe the Colts are playing again.

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