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Garbage Bear

A heavier, chubbier, possibly hairy, middle-aged gay man who eats junk food and drinks and smokes excessively.

Matthew couldn't control his consumption of junk food, alcohol and cigarettes, and gradually grew into a Garbage Bear. Even the healthy Bears avoided Matthew but he eventually found love with another Garbage Bear he met at a McDonalds after a heavy night of drinking.

by Nathan Bryce August 29, 2014

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Garbage Bear

A deplorable masked animal with rabies who sneaks into trash cans and deserves death

E.g "I saw that fucking garbage bear in my trash can last night , it was elbows to assess till animal control got there."

by Ron Beagly May 14, 2018

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Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.

Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.

by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023