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Gargoyled

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gargoyle

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

720๐Ÿ‘ 148๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gargoyling

The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.

The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.

by M Jonesy February 3, 2010

80๐Ÿ‘ 33๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gargoyling

it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.

that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.

by neofloyd March 16, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gargoyling

The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.

She was gargoyling on the keg.

by luvniswutigot October 24, 2009

89๐Ÿ‘ 64๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gargoyle

(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.

Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!

Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.

by NinjaGargoyle July 2, 2011

35๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gargoyle

The act of squatting over a sink full of warm water. Your balls should be completely submerged. If someone were to walk in on this cleansing act, they would think you resemble a gargoyle.

One can cover themselves in solidifying chocolate syrup and do a stone gargoyle.

Man, my balls were so sweaty, I had to pull a Gargoyle the other night.

by larper5000 October 11, 2010

42๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž