Gary Bomb

A delicious concoction consisting of Kamchatka Vodka and Energy Drink of your choice. Our personal favorite is the Blue Monster.

Guy 1 - "I want to get fucked up tonight."
Guy 2 - "Me too, let's do a Gary Bomb."
Guy 3 - "Can I have one."
Guy 1 + 2 - "No. Get your own."

Girl 1 - "I love people who drink Gary Bombs. Sleep with me."

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GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)