Gator shovel

NOUN: a shovel made for beating alligators.

VERB: the act of a Floridian beating ass with a shovel in a way that would scare away an alligator. (i.e. ending of Monsters Inc.)

Trailer Son: "Mama! Another gator got in the house!"
Trailer Mom: "Another gator?! Gimme that shovel! Come here!"
Trailer Son: (as his mother repeatedly whacks Randall with the shovel) "Get him, Mama! Get that gator!"
Randall: "Aaaahh!"

Randall learned the meaning of an ass whooping from the gator shovel.