Gay christmas tree

When a bunch of guys make a human Christmas tree by standing in a circle and hanging ornaments from their genitals.

Hey bro I heard you went to that gay club last night.
Yeah it was awesome I got drunk but for some reason my dick hurts.
Any chance you participated in a gay Christmas tree?

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Gay as a Christmas Tree

Referring to buying a live christmas tree, and how it looks perfect before you get it home and find out it's bent or leaning in one direction or another. You can never find a perfectly straight christmas tree.

Bill - Wow, he is gay as a christmas tree!

Bob - what?...
Bill - well, have you ever found a straight christmas tree?

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