Gay-nal Sex

Gay-nal sex most often refers to the sex act involving insertion of a homosexual male's penis into the anus (or fudgehole) of another equally homosexual male. A universal method of sexual practise, Gay-nal sex has been dated to as far back as Ancient Greece, where typically male roid-monkeys (see King Leonidas) often ploughed through a young virgin boy to get pumped for battle. Not to be confused with Anal sex, which is cool.

Robert Pattinson: Dude, I'm so cool, the other night I was having bloody anal sex and everything man, damn I'm awesome.

OJ Simpson: Shut up fool, you got no bitches, what you did was Gay-nal sex, what you did... was wrong.

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