Gen. Burnsides

n. What ordinary people refer to as sideburns (this facial hair was made popular by its namesake, Ambrose Burnside, the Union Army general who was noted for his trademark muttonchops).

Randy: Maybe if I trim my Gen. Burnsides O-girls will finally consider me spongeworthy.
Steve: I dunno, but I think I’m gonna trim my pubes to make my richard look bigger.
Randy: wtf?