General Contractor

General Contractors or GC hire professionals to complete work on home projects. They charge a huge mark up on the labor cost of unlicensed tradesman such as Plumbing, Electrical and Havc. Along with other members of the construction community such as Masons and Carpenters. Their job is to insure that the work is completed not to code and by people who can’t speak English when the home owners try to speak to them.

Jerry the GC: I want to be the best General Contractor in the world.

Larry: How are you going to do that?

Jerry the GC: I will hire as many unskilled illegal Mexicans as I can and pay them nothing to produce crappy work.

Larry: Sounds like you’re the BEST for sure. Will you put crooked tile in my home now?

Jerry the GC: Sure will and plumbing that will only work for a few years!

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General Contractor

A bitch; a poor excuse for a man; someone that likes to watch his wife sleep with electricians.

Yeah, he’s a general contractor. His wife is a complete slut