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a genital slurpee is the act of peeing on your butt hole instead of wiping.
i had just taken a sloppy dump when i realized that there was no more toilet paper. i did the next best thing and gave myself a genital slurpee
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Oral sex. Really sloppy drooly slurpey oral sex. the good kind.
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when someone pours a slurpee all over your balls and someone else licks it off
sup bro? dat bitch gave me genital slurpees last night. alpha brama!
sup bro? dat bitch poured slurpee all over my balls and gave me genital slurpees! it was cold yo!
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Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.
Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.
Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!