George's Ma

George's Ma is a term used to describe an older lady who looks like George's Ma. George's Ma is scrawny, looks somewhat like Blanche from Coronation Street and is adept at over sugaring the thimble size amount of tea she doles out on a regular basis. She is stern, shows no real sense of humour and has the intellect of a dried prune.

She can often be found comparing prices for crockery and homewares with no real intent on buying them, instead opting to spend lavishly on tea bags, cartons of milk and sugar cubes; the latter of which she has in a glass bowl with a suitable set of tongs at hand.

Person 1:- "Are you goin' yet Jarge?!"
Jarge:- "Not until I've had my thimble sized cup of tea with triple the milk and quadruple the sugar!"
Eyewitness:- "She must be a right George's Ma".

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