German Backhand

when you decide normal masturbating is boring, you simply place your hand under your leg and discover how much pleasure you have been missing.

"boy im bored of normal masturbation" says frank, " try the german backhand" said dad.
frank was in his room for a week," thats awsome, thanks dad"

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the german backhand

When you have finished having anal sex, and you wipe the back of your hand in the crack of your ass collecting all the truffle butter. You then back hand your partner across the face.

"John donkey punched me last night, so I have him the German backhand!"