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"My father is german and my mother is black, so that makes me german chocolate."
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A pet name for songwriter Martin Gore, ie:
German= Heritage, a language he speaks, and where he lived for a while in the 80's
Chocolate= His father is of black decent
Martin Gore is my sexy peice of German Chocolate!
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a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!
Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!
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A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
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"German chocolate cake coffee" is when you fuck a girl suffering from diarrhea in the ass, then pull out and come in her mouth while shouting "Sieg heil" and giving the Nazi salute.
I served my girl up some German chocolate cake coffee last night for Yom Kippur, and boy was she pissed!!!!
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After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.
I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.
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The act of cumming on your hand, and then slapping another person in the face with it.
Jim: "Watch this!"
Jacob: "Dude! Did you see Jim German White Chocolate that girl?!"
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