German-Size

Highly sought after size that's larger than usual, but still maintains high quality and standards without compromise.
Serves as verb, noun and adjective.

Example 1:
"You guys slept together?"
"Yeah. He was German-Sized."
"I wish Peter was German-Sized. I want to German-Size our love."

Example 2:
"Do you want to upsize those bratwurst to German-Size?"

Example 3:
"I would like to German-Size all of these things."

Example 4:
The secret lyrics to what the Black Eyed Peas sang:
"Boy, I think about it every night and day, I'm addicted, wanna German-Size your love."

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