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To get pregnant, as in becoming a mom.
Girl: I totally got mommed by my boyfriend last night and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
Girl friends to girl: What does the EPT say? Did you get mommed.
Girl to guy: Let's get pregnant.
Guy: I'm going to mom you tonight in bed and we'll have a baby in 9 months.
What to shout when something awesome happens (or you think is awesome), then realize that your mom won't get it.
{SCORE LIMIT REACHED}
WHAAAAT!! MOOOOOM! MOM GET THE CAMERA! MOM! OH MAI GOSH! AHHHH! OOOHHHH! YEAAAHHHHHH!
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The thing that my other cousin says every 2 fucking seconds.
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what you scream at your parents when your watching porn and don't want your parents to come in.
Mom! Get the fuck out of my room I'm in an online class!
Ok! Sorry!
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To perform a sexual act with a friend's mother.
Dude, tonight I'm totally going to Get Mommed by Jake's mom!