Get Born Again

With the average internet person no longer having enough enemies to keep up with supply versus demand, people have taken on every available avenue of life (both online & offline) just to take on any new possible enemy available just for a small window of a chance to tell them... "Get born again! Go shit yourself out of your own ass!" In other words, GBA (Get Born Again) & GSY (Go Shit Yourself)!

Marcy:

"Hi, Karen! Nice curtains!"

Karen:

"Why don't you get born again, Marcy? Go shit yourself out of your own ass!"

People can't make enough enemies these days to supply enough of the laugh demand. What are we resorting to?

"All around the world, people are telling each other to get born again and to go shit themselves out of their own asses!"