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Get comfortable

The thing you do while waiting for GLaDOS to warm up the neurotoxin emmiters.

A morality core was implanted in GLaDOS’s mainframe when she flooded the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin to make her stop flooding the enrichment center with a deadly neurotoxin, when you remove the morality core, you should
get comfortable while she warms up the neurotoxin emitters.

by Reichschancellor William May 2, 2021

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getting comfortable

a term for having sexual intercourse that is usually used around children

"Is this movie appropriate for them?"
"No, they're starting to have se- I mean, they're getting comfortable ."

by Margarine Butter February 27, 2016

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get comfortable

Get out of your clothes.

Why don't you get comfortable while I freshen up.

by Hollowtree April 25, 2017

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Getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet

Secretly getting high

The family had come for a visit so I was getting comfortable with the dogs in the closet.

by NubQueen November 25, 2020


don't get too comfortable

You shoulnd't take your releationships for granted. Getting seriously engaged in a comittment will eventually lead to a heartbreak, where the guy is the heartbroken one (most of the times). So man up and don't get too comfortable. Otherwise shit gon' hurt.

Fred: "Have you heard of Jason, he is miserable after what happened with Ronja"
Lucas: "I've told him to never get too comfortable. Those bitches ain't good for us. Hope he feels better soon!"

Fred: "Yeah, man. Don't get too comfortable. Ever!"

by Fl3ckY April 9, 2021

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get some cold comfort

To have sexual relations with a corpse.

Poor old Alec, he got sacked from his new job at the undertakers when the boss caught him getting some cold comfort.

by Dunky Oggins January 9, 2004

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Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable

"You can struggle for hours to get bearably comfortable --- i.e., warm enough, free of aches, etc. --- but then just as soon as you actually DO succeed in getting comfortably 'settled in' at long last, something unavoidable will come up dat will force you to relinquish said comfy position to go and tackle some disagreeable physical activity which will cause you to get chilly again, experience more bodily pain, etc."

Two "sister" examples of Murphy's Law of Getting Comfortable would be "Murphy's Law of Falling Asleep" (i.e., you can struggle for half the night or more to fall asleep, but then immediately after you finally drift off, someone or something comes along to wake you up again) and "Murphy's Law of Personal Comfort" (i.e., however comfortable you become will be in direct inverse proportion to da comfort of others in your vicinity; for example, da nearer you sit to a heater/air-conditioning duct, da more you will block da flow of said "moderated" air, and so while YOU YOURSELF may indeed feel more-tolerably warmer/cooler, EVERYONE ELSE in da room will feel even more uncomfortable than you would have if you'd sat a more-reasonable distance from said climate-control orifice. Or if you recline your seat on a public-transportation vehicle, said tilted-backwards back-rest will encroach on da extremely-limited "personal space" in front of da passenger seated behind you).

by QuacksO February 1, 2023