'get milked'

Being masturbated to orgasm (male).

It's much more fun to 'get milked' than it is to slap the snake by yourself.

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getting milk

Something you did 15 years ago and haven't came back since.

Guy1. Wheres you dad.
Guy2. getting milk from the local convenience store.
Guy1. Bro that was 15 years ago. You got to let it go.

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getting milked

When a man is on all fours and a women strokes the cock

Man, I felt full of cum so i had her milk me! I enjoyed getting milked

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get milked

when a man is in the doggy position and a girl jerks him off from behind

Matt told his girlfriend he wanted to get milked at the party.

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get milked

Expression said shortly after owning another player/team/noob/teammate in Halo 3/Blitz/Smash

Josh: Dude you killed my whole team!

Brian: Get milked kid!

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going to get milk

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

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Dad Went To Get Milk

When a dad breaks up with his family and leaves his partner, he'll say that he's going to the store to buy milk or cigarettes, but then they'll never come back.

Dad Went To Get Milk at the stor when there was the 100% off sale!
He never came back...

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