When one of your friends is getting with someone they are most probably going to be getting on their table. Getting on their table is obvs having sex with them.
*Jordan starts getting off with Lizzie* Ryan shouts; "Get on that table Jordan"
*Caly starts getting with Sarah* Ryan tells Lydia about it... Lydia asks Caly; "You getting on that table?"
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Want to give head to your homie on the minecraft crafting table
Steve get on the crafting table a ha ha
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An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.
Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."
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