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Receiving oral sex while field stripping and cleaning a weapon.
I love getting cocked at the range when no one's looking
When I woman is dreaming she’s getting fucked really good by someone other than her boyfriend
(Clint) hey baby Why were you were moaning in your sleep.
(Johnnie) oh baby I was dreaming I was getting cocked by that hot guy I met at the gym.
getting fuck up and then have drunken sex
Oh man i'm sooo gonna get cocked this weekend!!
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When someone you know but don't like finds you in public
Ex:
Friend: Is that Tracy? The stupid bitch that put a piece of cake down your shirt that one time in senior year?
You: Oh shit, yeah it is.
Friend: damn girl get cocked.
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When your trying to hit on a girl then she takes out her iPhone charger and plugs it in.
Your getting cock blocked by Steve jobs